A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.

Without humor, life sucks. Without Love, Life seems hopeless. But without a friend like you, life is nearly impossible.

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

A friend is someone you can be alone with and have nothing to do and not be able to think of anything to say and be comfortable in the silence.

Real friendship is most notable in those times of trouble. Times of prosperity are full of 'friends'.

True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.

Friendship is a single soul living in two bodies.

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship -- never.

It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.

If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

Hi - I am a virus and am entering your brain right now...wait, hold on, sorry unable to find brain...leaving now...

FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated...calibration complete, now searching.....still searching....still searching......sorry, no friends found.

Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense? I'll tel U l8r.

Ths msg cn only b read by a SEXY person -
Nothing? Soz, I guess UR just not SEXY But hey, i Didnt force it ugly, so get lost!

You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

...THIS IS NOT THE END...