Colombia
Ben arrived in Cartagena, he felt a little bit better because he felt that was closer to LA. He got into a party with tourists from different parts of the world. He walked through this place, which was beautiful.

Out of nowhere, a lot of guys with weapons kidnapped a lot of people, including Ben. The kidnappers covered his face, and Ben didn't understand what happened. they were speaking Spanish, and Ben has no idea about Cervantes's language.
He felt himself into a car, he traveled for over 1 hour. He was driven by one of the kidnappers. he heard voices, but he wanted to know what the hell they wanted from him.
Who are you? They asked Ben..
My name is Ben and I don't know where I am.
Ben????
This is not the person we are looking for...
What are we suppoused to do with him?
Send him through the border line, send him to Darien, in Panama.
Ben walked a lot of time, minutes, hours, who knows about time when you are close call to die?
He was abandoned in a highway.

Panama City, Panama.

It was in the morning. Ben was in ahighway. Where do I am? Am I in Colombia?
He decided to ask for a lift.
After two hours, a big truck stopped and picked up Ben. The guy didn't speak English too much, but explaine dto Ben that he was in Panama, and he was going to the center of the country, Azuero,with the merchandise he had in the back of the pickup.
Everything seems to be better , so far, after I was kidnapped in Colombia, and Ben explained to the driver all his adventure just trying to go to Hawaii, and ended in Tokyo, an earthquake.

Azuero
Ben arrived almost at midnight. Tomorrow is january 1st, where the hell do I am? He saw a big party, people singing, a queen in a big car, then another one, people jumping around him.
Ben fainted.
He woke up in a house. An old woman was watching him.
What happened? Asked Ben...
Do you speak English?
Yes, I do. I am Maria. What's your name?
I'm Ben and I am from LA, I was suppoused to be in Hawaii, but for a mistake I ended in Tokyo, then I was in Colombia, I was kidnapped and abandoned....
Ben, tomorrow, you can go back to LA, now you'd better take it easy.

Ben went back to Panama city, took an airplane back to LA.

Miami. Florida, USA
After 3 hours of flight the airplane had to stop because a woman was having a baby. Ben asked for help. Is there any doctor here? Yes, I am. Said a guy. I am Dr. Eisenbise. Ben and Dr. Eisenbise helped the woman in labor.
Ben and Dr. Eisenbise went to the hospital.
They waited for more than 2 hours.
Then a nurse told them that both -mother and baby were fine-
She had a baby boy and named him Ben.
Mission accomplished.

Ben came back to the airport to go to LA. He did.
When he arrived in LA there was a big noise in LAX. Why? George Bush was arriving.
When Ben took his luggage, Bush was next to him.

Ben beat him up , ran away ASAP and came back home.

It was the longest travel he could ever have had in his whole life......

The end.